Mike's definitions

papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 6, 2005

Steak

A fucking fagget!

or as civilized people know them as homosexuals.

Omg dude we are at a steak-fest

by Mike October 18, 2004

Haz

Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure

Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"

by Mike April 21, 2005

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005

dred

bad minded, bad, cruel.

You dred boss.

by Mike August 16, 2003

plook

calling a canadian a "plook" is like calling a black person a "nigger"

"fuckin plook!"

by mike May 6, 2004

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug

1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!

by Mike November 26, 2003