knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 05, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 06, 2003

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead

mike is running cold on his woman

by mike May 13, 2005

uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy

No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!

by Mike November 28, 2004

phattyballz

Mike Horn

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight

by Mike January 27, 2004

goodevil

Intended good that, if implemented with violence, turns into evil, with the devil as a mediator.

"With an iron hand we'll drive the humanity to happiness," - a slogan of communist revolution in Russia. This is an example of goodevil: the good that is enforced on people destroys them.

by Mike November 17, 2010