Mike's definitions

Bushmen

Two definitions of the term "Bushman."
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
Africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north America
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.

Bushmen can be found not only in southern Africa, but in north America,
too. What do these two tribes have in common? Nothing except that both
are pygmies.

by Mike October 21, 2004

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

by Mike January 13, 2006

lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive

liquor i don't even know her

by mike July 14, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo

ebonics translation of "for sure my nigga"

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by mike September 16, 2003

MrRandom

Sexy random man. Originates from my house. Call me you bitches!

MrRandom is hawt hawt hawt!

by Mike November 15, 2004

Pips

After much consideration by the natives who speak JC, Pipsy was later shorten to "Pips" to make it easier to say due to the fact it only has one syllable.
Nowadays, rarely being used to refer to ones penis, pips is really used now for anything. Saying "How's Pips" can really just mean like "What's up," or "How you doin man?"

Hows pips?

You just gonna sit there an play with your pips all day?

by Mike April 3, 2004

gator

A common slang word for 1000 dollars commonly used in Boston neighborhoods.

Someone backed into my car last night...it's gonna cost me at least a gator to get it fixed.

by Mike February 13, 2005