parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.
by mike June 26, 2003
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factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.
The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.
by Mike November 03, 2012
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Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten
Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!
by Mike May 13, 2005
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LEO

Law Enforcement Officer
That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.
by Mike December 15, 2003
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Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos
Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 03, 2005
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flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.
My flowers are beginning to flank.
by Mike March 19, 2005
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puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.
2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!
by mike December 02, 2004
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