Mike's definitions

cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

by Mike March 18, 2003

tever

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

by Mike September 5, 2003

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time

Paris Hilton is a Bukkake Warrior

by mike April 11, 2005

botching

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position

i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her

by mike January 6, 2004

qwesome

Again, a common example of a typo.

Person: that's qwesome
Person: awesome*
Other guy: lol

by Mike November 13, 2004

alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

by Mike August 25, 2004