Mike's definitions

tazy

Crazy, usually used when the next word will start with a "T," or you change the next word to make it start with a "T" (works well with ch -> t).

Tazy tight
Tazy tewy (chewy)

by Mike April 28, 2006

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

da

1. Ebonics for "the".
2. (German) There.

1. What up in da hizzouse?

2. Wer ist das da drüber? (Who is that over there?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.

"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!

by Mike May 14, 2004