Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mike

musik

Ich höre zu Musik. (I listen to music.)

by Mike December 22, 2003

The Essance of Excellence. Also known as The best there is, was, and or ever will be......Greatness in its purest form. 2 men, named Mike and Jaime

Wow, Mike and Jaime are just gods....No, they are better then gods, their The Untouchables.

by Mike October 14, 2004

A black person who can't keep a .5 GPA.

Yo he got 4 f's...he a dumb nigga.

by Mike March 21, 2005

To ejaculate (cum) from a penis. Typically used when refering to ejaculation by means of masterbation, or outside of direct intercourse.

She didn't want me to cum inside her so I jiggled on her face.

by mike February 29, 2004

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

another name for the sunset flip bomb that is done by the Purteo Rican Cruiserweight wrestler Amazing Red

When Amazing Red hits Code Red on his oppoents, the match is NOT over.

by Mike May 13, 2005

A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.

I put little suzie in a wheel chair after that game of dogeball.

by Mike October 22, 2003