Mike's definitions

Rush

the best band in the fucking world. kicks slipknots ass 24/7. they fucking rule.

some consider hemispheres to be the best album produced by the ultraawesome godlike band, rush.

some slipknot dickhead made fun of rush and i kicked him in the head ten times.

by mike November 4, 2003

Mallcore

kids who love hanging out at the mall aka mallrats

heather livingstons friends are so mallcore it discuts me

by mike December 7, 2003

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

rumsy

shotty material and or person

Yo stop dressing like a dirty rumsy!

by Mike August 18, 2003

chump

A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't

1.Person who says they have a million dollars but is really poor. 2.Person who says they kill you with a gun, but the only gun they have is a plastic one.

by Mike November 3, 2003

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

Deshetler

An Adult who is extremly stupid; accessively stupid; in plain terms just the fucking stupidest thing on the face of the earth.

"Oh man i thought 2+7=7...OH MY GOD YOU STUPID DESHETLER, this is Senior year and you STILL don't know shit."

by Mike March 1, 2004