Mike's definitions

fooz

you are a stupid idiot who doesnt ammount to anything.

homsar u fooz!

by mike April 3, 2003

I want you

1: lets do it right now

Girl: I want you right now baby!
Guy: Sure thing sweetie, I got the rubbers right here...

by Mike September 1, 2005

pussass

A combination of pussy and ass; used to express someone as being weak or "soft"

Shut up, you pussass bitch!

by mike March 27, 2003

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003

flopcock

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

by Mike March 30, 2005

saosin

melodic hardcore band from so cal. they are one of the best bands out there.

i saw saosin last night with avenged sevenfold.

by mike January 3, 2004

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004