Mike's definitions

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by mike August 11, 2003

we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

cut it off

its like saying cut it out but when ur too lazy to say the T sound at the end of the word.

(somebody is annoying you)Hey Cut it off josh tichenor ur annoying the shit out of me!

by Mike November 25, 2003