Mike's definitions

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004

Ankle Breaker

Someone who can ball you outta your pants

Yo, Andy Loucks is a badass ankle breaker fo' sho, so get up outta my grill, bee-otch

by Mike July 31, 2003

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 6, 2004

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

Mod

Term first used in the 60's To describe anyone who rides Vespa/Lambretta/Piaggio scooters
But today describes a Modern fashion victim, kind of nerdy metrosexual who is Deeply influenced by
the 1960's music,style and attitudes.Often found at Scooter Rallies, coffie shops.
Don't be suprised if they listen to radio head, weazer, or Oasis...

I just saw some fucking MOD kid run over an old ladies foot with his Vespa at the local starbucks...\
What a dick...

by Mike April 14, 2005

mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by Mike December 30, 2004