Definitions by Mike

gyno row 

Front row at a dirty strip club...inches from a mouthful of the clap.

Man, you should've seen the spray comming from gyno row last night...she must have been busy in the alley before she went on!

gyno row by Mike November 27, 2003

Cue ball 

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

Cue ball by Mike November 26, 2003

looney bird 

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

looney bird by Mike November 26, 2003

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug

1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!

snap by Mike November 26, 2003

fug 

substitute for fuck shit snap

Ah fug, I'm shot again.
Take that, mutha fugga!

fug by Mike November 26, 2003

hack 

An ugly, nasty, solution chosen usually because of time-constraints, whimsy or incompetence.

We don't know how to do physics in our game right, so we just hacked it.

hack by Mike November 25, 2003

Boon 

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

Boon by mike November 25, 2003