Mike's definitions

sheizerdad

A stupid word that i got bored and and made up and is longer word for sheizen which also means shit or sheiz.

(in french accent)
Yo moser flipperdad wassup! Youse a stupid littal sheizerdad! Go eat some sheizerdad you littal bastardad!

by Mike March 17, 2005

Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003

Eurobeat

Perhaps the catchiest music in the world. Originated from Italy, sold in Japan. Parapara made it popular.

Seriously, Eurobeat is not techno. Go to hell.

by Mike December 16, 2004

Eunich

A computer operating system with no balls.

If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!

by Mike February 13, 2004

SAR

abbreviation, serial anal rapist

Lisa: Kevin's in jail.
Mike: What?!
Lisa: They say he's the Bay Area SAR.
Mike: Oh.

by Mike December 26, 2004

Roach Clip

A term used in place of the original:

Pot Holder

It appears Pot Holder was already taken.

"Ethel, please use the roach clip. It's over there - near the pot holder."

by Mike December 11, 2003