Mike's definitions

Auto Roach

An annoying black kid.

Man I hate Jasper he is an Auto Roach

by Mike December 10, 2003

jib

To babble incessantly for extended periods of time.

After a half an hour of talking to Ahsan, all I hear is Jib, jib, jib.

by Mike December 10, 2003

Em

Short for the name Emily.

Em what you doing tonight?

by Mike December 9, 2003

MSNBC

A 24/7 cable news network. It is owned by Microsoft and NBC. The sister networks of MSNBC are: CNBC, Bravo, and NBC.

MSNBC the second best cable news channel on cable since CNN. Yes it is better then the stupid FOX News Channel too.

by Mike December 9, 2003

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 9, 2003

Sexual Frustration

When your not getting any from your girlfriend/boyfriend which makes u pissed off

Yo im not gettin any booty from my girl I'm about to cut her ass

by Mike December 9, 2003

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 9, 2003