Mike's definitions

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003

linoogle

to google something for linux.
go use google.com/linux

I told him to linoogle rm -f / before doing it

by mike October 9, 2004

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005

shitamafuck

like say ing shit when you hurt your hand or just saying for fun when yuor bored

shitamafuck i broke my finger

by mike July 16, 2004

pwnce

1. A skinny black woman

see ownce (a large black woman)

Those fucken 'pwnces' in rap videos.

by Mike July 21, 2004

done up

Dressed up, as to go out

She was all done up to go out with me.

by Mike September 2, 2003

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003