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McLain

1)The correct value of the Quantum mechanic variable “PSI”; useful in describing everything about a electron
2)The correct answers on a test; a guaranteed 100%
3)A from of transportation; a trucking company
4)A term to describe a Electronic Engineer
5)A term to describe a Leadership figure
6)An anti force capable of stopping an unstoppable force; only known force that can stop a Mongeni
7)A Unit of Measurement; 1 McLain= 9.9x10^(9.9x10^(9.9x10^(9.9x10^(9.9x10^(9.9x10^(… Mongeni; 1Wilson = 1McLain; 1Hill = 1McLain.
8)A Set of Rules applied in Math; A McLain cannot be added or multiplied by a Mongeni however a Mongeni can be divided or subtracted by a McLain. A McLain cannot be subtracted or divided by a Wilson however a Wilson can be added or multiplied by a McLain.
1)The electron is at McLain position
2)You have a McLain scores on your midterm
3)The People were moved by a McLain to Wal-Mart
4)A McLain built the circuit
5)The man was filled with McLain
6)The Mongeni was stopped when a McLain appeared
by Mike November 1, 2003
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klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)
Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...
by mike December 13, 2003
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rolls

1. ecstasy pills
2. drooping layers of fat around the midsection
1. My girl loves eatin rolls.
2. That girl's get mad rolls on her.
by mike March 6, 2004
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Cacoon

What a person with a stutter calls a coon
As in Nuh-Nigger
GARETH GATES : I suh-sauh-saw a cacoon out there in in in in the au-au-au-au-audience
by Mike May 1, 2004
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cheeseburger

something that does not exist.
where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.
by mike November 29, 2003
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microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.
Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.
by Mike November 4, 2004
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F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.
Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28
by Mike February 5, 2005
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