Mike's definitions

Douv

A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.

Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Trinity

1) Stuntwoman/dancer/wrestler trained by Mikey Whipwreck.
2) Neo's love interest in the Matrix movie series

1) Trinity has no T&A but yet she wrestles for NWA:TNA.
2) Neo is pussy whipped by his girlfriend Trinity.

by Mike July 2, 2005

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

by mike December 25, 2004

goony goon squad

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county

yo the goony goon squad is down wit it

by mike January 27, 2005

pigholio

To act disorderly and inappropriately excited about completely lame events or objects. This is the way one acts who is rarely exposed to outside events.

Man, that girl is totally going pigholio. Stay away from her.

by Mike October 2, 2003

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006