Mike's definitions

Elnaz

Some one that really really needs to get laid realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy bad......

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u can put ur finger in there.

by Mike March 9, 2005

oll

A n00b's typo. Correct spelling is 'lol'.

Human says: You are an utter disappointment to the human race.
n00b says: thats funny omg oll
Human says: hm?
n00b says: lol*
Human says: ...right.

by Mike December 27, 2004

dodgeball

A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.

I put little suzie in a wheel chair after that game of dogeball.

by Mike October 22, 2003

fizuck

another slang word for fuck, used only in the white ghetto

fizuck that man

by mike March 16, 2003

Rush

A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.

My older brother sounded like Geddy Lee for a couple of days after getting his vasectomy.

by Mike May 5, 2005

schack

-a douche bag
-a bag that is used for the cleansing of a women's vaginal canal

Dude, that girl's vagina is disgusting, she better schack it or I'm not touching it.

Shut the fuck you, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.

What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.

by Mike March 30, 2008