Mike's definitions

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 18, 2005

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004

explosivo

An "evil" word, as said on Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Jack Black.

Jack Black: "Explosiiiiivooooo."

Zorak: "Explosivo? What does that mean? You're FAT?! Bwaahahahahahah!!!"

Jack Black: "No, it's an evil word. You gotta say it deep. EXPLOSIVO."

by Mike February 2, 2004

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

breene

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004