103 definitions by Mike hunt

kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

by Mike hunt November 1, 2003

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike hunt October 30, 2003

I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'm hot bagging the old lady.

by Mike hunt June 15, 2006

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike hunt August 24, 2004

Tool kit for Chevys(see also Chevys suck)

Get the Chevys grenade.

by Mike hunt November 16, 2003

the joke name you use when you make a prank call to a female in a public place (eg., a barmaid)

(barmaid to customers) "has anybody seen mike hunt?"

by Mike hunt October 28, 2004

by Mike hunt February 19, 2004