stealth mode

the act of having sex while keeping your clothes on. Girl lifts up her skirt and the guy drops his zipper. Commonly done on a downstairs couch if the parents are home.

Goin stealth mode is a real nice way to have sex if you're worried about the folks comin down.

by Miguel March 04, 2005

NCSD

Acronym for Negative Chest Stomach Differential

Is she pregnant, or is that just a really bad case of NCSD?

by Miguel April 01, 2005

Litany

When someone, especially a girl - rambles on about nothing, self-impressed with her cleverness and wit.

Damn, Litany - shut the hell up.

by Miguel February 25, 2005

bow

Rasta talk meaning to perform oral sex

she give crazy bow mon.

by Miguel April 13, 2004

Peniotis

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

by Miguel February 15, 2004

gunshot

A crap that shoots out of your butt at high velocity. see popper and crap

Ay chingado, acaba de hacer un gunshot, se salió como un pinche revolver

by Miguel January 05, 2004

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel February 16, 2005