Miguel's definitions

ruba

A young lad, of British descent. Goes to maine every weekend. Makes faces of comical caliber.

Let's go rob Ruba's house, his door is always open.

by Miguel March 25, 2004

bloodfire

Rasta word literally meaning 'Hell'

Dem bad man gonna send em' to bloodfire an back.

by Miguel April 13, 2004

stealth mode

the act of having sex while keeping your clothes on. Girl lifts up her skirt and the guy drops his zipper. Commonly done on a downstairs couch if the parents are home.

Goin stealth mode is a real nice way to have sex if you're worried about the folks comin down.

by Miguel May 13, 2005

re-bigulator

1. Mythical invention of the Simpson's profesor Fink.
2. Any non-existant machine that would preform an impossible task.

You stupid herb, you can't be two places at once, to do so would require some sort of re-bigulator.

by Miguel February 17, 2004

South Central

slang for genitals and/or balls

girl: im gonna kick you in your south central

guy: what?

guy: EEEEEEEK

by Miguel July 18, 2004

summer Teeth

Some are here some are there.

Some are here some are there

by Miguel November 24, 2003

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003