Midnight Noon's definitions

belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

mathlexia

The inability to do math in your head.

Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.

by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013

Costco snack

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.

My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.

by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017

seattle sunny day

Overcast skies and light drizzle.

The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.

by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017

ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018