sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 05, 2007

swak

sealed with a kick. stupid hallmark thing.

swak! swak! hes wrote swak! yay!

by mickey brown March 05, 2007

Golly Gee

Used in a satirical statement when somebody is treating you like a child.

see gee willicers

"Golly Gee mom! Dont hit me with the hose! I's neva says a bad word again!"

by mickey brown February 21, 2007

nookie

n) see pussy, vagina, muff, beef, clam,poonta, ect...

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass."

by mickey brown March 05, 2007

fuckl

fuckl is a common typo with a keyboard, and is used to make fun of newbs in pc games.

"oh really? fuckl you newb!"

by mickey brown February 16, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 21, 2007

e-dentity

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.

"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"

"makaka23."

by mickey brown March 05, 2007