cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 07, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

e-dentity

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.

"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"

"makaka23."

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

Wikitality

Not to be confused with wikiality! When the victors of a wikiwar ban the oposing group members for vandalism (which they did not commit.) A sort of play off of the word fatality.

"you are baned indefinetly."

"That was the worst wikitality i have ever seen!"

by mickey brown February 17, 2007

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007