Definitions by Michaeladt

hail mary pass 

A pass made at someone in a last desperate attempt to win their heart

After repeated rejections, Ken made a hail Mary pass at Meghan who'd already told him she'd rather drink battery acid than go out with him. hail Mary, desperate attempt, forlorn effort, last ditch try

hail mary pass by Michaeladt April 30, 2016

Geezy Rider 

An old fat weekend warrior on a Harley wearing outlaw gang style clothes that stopped fitting him 30 pounds ago.

Jerry's butt hangs over the sides of his Harley like the typical geezy rider's does.

Geezy Rider by Michaeladt September 6, 2013

Amagement 

The state of shock one experiences at seeing how old certain people look at class reunions or after you've reconnected with them on Facebook.

Fred was in a state of amagement after seeing how old Tom looked at their 20th high school reunion.

age reunion Facebook shock startled old facelift amazement stunned flabbergasted

Amagement by Michaeladt August 14, 2010

Crackcident 

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

Crackcident by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

Imbecillin 

An imaginary drug one accuses another of having taken to explain their excessive stupidity.

I can't believe you were so drunk, that you got naked at the company Christmas party! Have you upped your dose of imbecillin?

Imbecillin by Michaeladt January 9, 2009

Crackcident 

The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.

Crackcident by Michaeladt January 8, 2009