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Definitions by Michael S King

Pawn Shop 

when a woman has been fucked by so many different things in her pussy
You want me to fuck you with what? Jesus, its like a pawn shop in there!
Pawn Shop by Michael S King January 13, 2009

Zero to Ohhh! 

The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm
She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in like 30 seconds!

3 Car Garage 

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Woman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"
3 Car Garage by Michael S King June 15, 2008

3 Car Garage 

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

3 Car Garage by Michael S King June 14, 2008

3 Car Garage 

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"