Michael Goodrich's definitions

grizz

Slang for a gram of any type of drug.

You holdin? I need a grizz please.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

dicknuckle

An oaf

A deformity of the penis.

Hey dicknuckle, you suck.

I was born with a dicknuckle.

by Michael Goodrich December 3, 2006

sight

Saying "you sight?" means "You know what I mean?"

Your mom's a bare cunt, ya sight.

by Michael Goodrich December 7, 2006

bean footage

Porno. Bean footage is simply video pornography.

I saw my ex on some internet bean footage.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

carburetor

The rush hole of a pipe or bong.

When I took my finger off the carburetor I sucked in so much smoke that I coughed.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

Digital Herpes

Herpes like sores that show up after jerking off to digital images so so much that your penis's skin gets something like a rug burn and might bleed a little. It happens when you jerk off too much and don't use lube.

Dude, I was up till four last night watching internet porno and when I woke up to take a shower I had digital herpes all over the side of my cock.

by Michael Goodrich March 13, 2007