7 definitions by Michael Goodrich

sight

Saying "you sight?" means "You know what I mean?"

Your mom's a bare cunt, ya sight.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

carburetor

The rush hole of a pipe or bong.

When I took my finger off the carburetor I sucked in so much smoke that I coughed.

by Michael Goodrich December 3, 2006

bean footage

Porno. Bean footage is simply video pornography.

I saw my ex on some internet bean footage.

by Michael Goodrich December 3, 2006

Digital Herpes

Herpes like sores that show up after jerking off to digital images so so much that your penis's skin gets something like a rug burn and might bleed a little. It happens when you jerk off too much and don't use lube.

Dude, I was up till four last night watching internet porno and when I woke up to take a shower I had digital herpes all over the side of my cock.

by Michael Goodrich March 12, 2007

grizz

Slang for a gram of any type of drug.

You holdin? I need a grizz please.

by Michael Goodrich December 4, 2006

tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 4, 2006

dicknuckle

An oaf

A deformity of the penis.

Hey dicknuckle, you suck.

I was born with a dicknuckle.

by Michael Goodrich December 2, 2006