n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw
Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
Get the comfort food mug.n. referring to a person's name - usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name - that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a homonym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up
Winona and Bubba named their daughter Ontondra, after hearing someone use the term "double entendre," and thinking that it meant "a really smart thing to say." Her name was a mild double ontondra.
When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.
How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.
When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.
How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
Get the double ontondra mug.Expletive describing religious fundamentalists and/or literalists who espouse the alleged teachings of prophets or deities of one of the paternalistic religious traditions such as Judaism, Christianity, or Islam, and who promote the adoption of such alleged teachings into laws regulating personal and social freedoms. Fathermuckers include parties as diverse as those who propose teaching Creationism as science and those who promote blowing oneself up in a crowd in order to please their deity/prophet.
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Get the fathermucker mug.I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.
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Get the cop a squat mug.I want to assure the American People that this administration has assigned full accountability to uh, and that, uh, there are people who are, people in this administration, and that (whoever is scape goat du jour) accepts full accountability - and it's hard work! And we've, uh, he's got a job to do, and he's gonna do it. He's accountable!
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Get the Accountability mug.n. a fart that displaces a large amount of fresh air, causing a sudden barometric spike that flutters the eardrums, one that hits your nose quicker than your ears
Shock waves rippled back through Ryan's face, like a guy on multi-g force rocket sled ride, as Jonathan loosed a sonic boom that made the windows rattle.
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Get the sonic boom mug.n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
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