Michael's definitions

family guy

A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over mine.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

by michael July 20, 2008

Housin

The act of driving by a house and shooting at it with weapons.

He was housin in my hood, so let's go housin by his house.

by Michael July 4, 2004

skullulite

folds of fat found on the heads of obese bald men

His skullulite was so bad that I thought his brain was exposed

by Michael February 27, 2004

reveal

So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.

A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.

Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.

Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.

by Michael May 3, 2004

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

DL

Down Low, i.e. undercover.

On the DL (down low)

by Michael February 2, 2005