MiKe's definitions

Hooked on Chronics

The meaning of Taking ridalin While High on weed.

Hey man last week me and frank got hooked on chronics.

by Mike February 7, 2005

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

by mike January 5, 2004

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ch'mon

Short for 'Come On'.
From the Scissor Sisters song 'Laura'.

Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love,
Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love?
Don't you give me yo

by Mike August 2, 2004

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

Lihs

1. (noun) What happens when you mix gasoline and mustard. Often found in stupid terroristic countries.
2. (verb) Making Lihs.
3. (adjective) A stupid quality. A person that makes lihs
4. (adverb) doing something in a stupid manner.

1. These arabs think that lihs is mustard gas.
2. Yo, Muhamad, lets lihs up some lihs.
3. These Lihses are really dumb.
4. You ran so lihsly that my grandma could catch you.

by Mike January 5, 2004

dirante

one tight motherfucker

Dirante is hella tight

by Mike December 23, 2003