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me and snootch87 went to the movies to see freaky friday
snootch87 by mike February 22, 2005
A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com
"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.
pojaco by Mike February 22, 2005

sweat sucker 

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back
"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"
sweat sucker by Mike February 21, 2005

blind carl 

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.
In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.
blind carl by mike February 18, 2005

jabberwocky

Also a term used in printing and publishing applications to control certain aspects of fonts.
"Menu - Jabberwocky... options"
jabberwocky by mike February 18, 2005

Fuzzy Goggles 

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.
Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.
Fuzzy Goggles by mike February 17, 2005
Halo 2's features are clearly advertised, duel wielding! X-box live!, destructable vehicles! But once you get the game you pretty much know what it has(not the storyline, the features).

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.
you know it's true, Half Life 2 greatness is too difficult to describe
Halo 2 by Mike February 16, 2005