MiKe's definitions

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

incubus

a demon that has sex with people in their sleep. and also a fictional monster.

i was listening to a cd by incubus and suddenly it raped me.

by mike September 5, 2004

orgasm

N. What happens as a result of women using herbal essences.

That girl just had an orgasm.

by Mike April 27, 2004

antichristical

Pertaining to anythig anti-christ, blasphemy.

Blasphemy is anti-christical.

by Mike September 12, 2003

nippletit

An extremely stupid moron, Idiot

"What a nippletit he is!" (mike)
"Dont shit yourself nippletit!" (mike)

by Mike October 12, 2004

5ocho

anything you want it to be

That was very 5ocho.
5ocho you buddy!

by mike May 19, 2004

Roshambo

Roshambo or Rochambeau: phonetic French for rock-paper-scissors.
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)

A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.

by Mike December 28, 2005