MiKe's definitions

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

Old Bridge High School

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry

kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"

by Mike September 28, 2004

Cacka

Australian term, used by fishermen to describe under-sized and juvenile crustaceans such as Crabs, Marron, and especially Rock Lobsters.

I went and checked the pots this morning and they were full, but unfortunately they were all cackas and I had to throw them back.

by Mike January 26, 2004

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

Bing Crosby

Boston-area slang term for Cocaine.

We could probably hang out with Bing Crosby later tongiht if you have enough money.

by Mike February 4, 2006

Ardjet

Orbital Frame piloted by BAHRAM pilot
Ken Marinaris.
Has a tough outer shell that acts as secondary armor.

Ardjet is tough opponent.

by Mike January 2, 2005