blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

Mod

Term first used in the 60's To describe anyone who rides Vespa/Lambretta/Piaggio scooters
But today describes a Modern fashion victim, kind of nerdy metrosexual who is Deeply influenced by
the 1960's music,style and attitudes.Often found at Scooter Rallies, coffie shops.
Don't be suprised if they listen to radio head, weazer, or Oasis...

I just saw some fucking MOD kid run over an old ladies foot with his Vespa at the local starbucks...\
What a dick...

by Mike April 14, 2005

cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).

I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.

by Mike January 19, 2003

mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by Mike December 30, 2004

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

blizzok

a multi-purpose word having meaning of anything. it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjitive.

what the blizzok?
thats a huge blizzok!
chad is a gay fucking homosexual blizzok who makes love to so many guys that his blizzok is looser than his mommas vagina because chad swallows and loves eating blizzok! chad is gay.

by mike January 17, 2004