MiKe's definitions

girl raping

well its when a girl rapes someone.


making them have sex.

mike:OMG DID SHE JUST GIRL RAPE THAT GUY!?
kat:yes. yes she did.

by mike April 9, 2005

safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.

What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.

by Mike March 30, 2008

phaecopheliac

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

by Mike January 15, 2004

charles manson

A cult leader from the 1960's who is still considered the "most dangerous man in America". Even after his incarceration, his followers still recruit more people to join his cause and there are new members every day.

by Mike August 26, 2003

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

right and proper

1) Used in conjunction with a declaration of action.

2) An emphasis added to a statement in place of completely, utterly, totally, etc.

3) A phrase added to a statement to imply justification for an action.

1) If you don't put that down, I'm going to beat you right and proper.

2) "I'm completely screwed" becomes "I'm screwed, right and proper."

3) "We'll arrest him, right and proper."

by Mike January 11, 2004

pwnd

Getting owned, or destroyed by someone

You got pwned by my huge penis

by mike February 2, 2004