MiKe's definitions

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.

1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.

by Mike March 19, 2005

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 14, 2004