MiKe's definitions

Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".

hicks on the river trying to be preppy

by Mike April 5, 2005

pdf

acronym for Portuguese Dry Fuck

I didn't have any rubbers so I just gave her a pdf.

by Mike March 14, 2005

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

baja

getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips

Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops

by mike April 23, 2004

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

greatastic

this is the greatest fantastic thing ever

that sex was grearastic

by mike May 13, 2005

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003