MiKe's definitions

Duck Sick

To tell a female to give you oral stimulation

Can I get my nails done?
No Hoe.. But you can make my duck sick

by Mike July 31, 2003

WOT

Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.

I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.

by Mike April 26, 2003

goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

by mike January 5, 2005

howcha

it is the combination of the words 'how' and 'you'. It has been officially created and owned by MiKe.

"Howcha doin buddy?"

by MiKe February 12, 2005

chivalvers

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!

Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 1, 2005

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004