MiKe's definitions

protest warriors

Self-absorbed arrogant pricks who assume they are superior to regular protestors for some fake reason.

"We're Protest Warriors! Because we protest Protestors!"
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."

by Mike January 21, 2005

red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox

the red sox won the world series

by mike December 7, 2004

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

pojaco

A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com

"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.

by Mike February 22, 2005

space bunny

A Hot woman from space. The term being derived from "ski bunny", only in reference to the fact that said chick is in space.

"Oh, man, what a space bunny."

by Mike May 13, 2005