yabba dabba douche

Womens health care product made in bedrock usa

Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 19, 2017

boohoozer

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying

Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017

towrk

Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground

Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 28, 2017

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017

heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

chuckey cheeze hell

Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots

Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017