(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017
To motorboat and vibrate your tongue while working her clitoris over till she starts bucking back in your face
Man i picked up a hottie last night and gave her my special treat ..man i gave her a hummbucker till she squirted all over
by Mi sofakingweetodded May 11, 2017
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground
Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 28, 2017
Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017
Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017
When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands
Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017