splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

towrk

Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground

Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 29, 2017

truckstitute

Loaner truck you get when yours is getting serviced. Its sloppy ,wore out . too many have drove it hard and abused it and left it dirty

Man by the looks of it. and how sloppy it drives. Seems i got stuck with the truckstitute from the truck dealers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

blmabilly

all those hillbillies who now have a blm sign in window hoping it will protect them otherwise they are haters of movement

billy
i see the blmabillys just put a new sign in the window

bob

yea they just dont want protesters messing them up otherwise they are straight up haters

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 20, 2021

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

boohoozer

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying

Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 20, 2018