33 definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded

semen o leana

That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust

Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.

No worries about babys at least

by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 22, 2017

shiftgasm

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

screamcicle

My 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar

All that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it pass you like a screamcicle

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

squirttlegasam

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 17, 2017

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017