Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Prosta-Toot 

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

Prosta-Toot by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Double R Jump 

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track

Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!

Double R Jump by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Jubilant 

Something that Los Angeles Dodger fans happen to be at this particular moment

Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!

Jubilant by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Rope of the Loom 

What your underwear becomes when you hastily take it off, after spending time in a swimming pool, named after the twisted, rope like shape your undies assumes when this happens

I can tell you were swimming because you left a rope of the loom in the clothes basket

Rope of the Loom by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

Miley's Law by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Poison Ivy 

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!

Poison Ivy by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Mr. Meaty 

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

Mr. Meaty by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018