Definitions by Metal Munkey

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

Benefit Friend by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Hunga Munga

Shit in a tray merchant (fast food)

Stop by the Hunga Munga on the way home?

Hunga Munga by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Butler'd (synced)

When someone is completely and utterly synced with their soulmate

My Husband and I are so butler'd (synced) that we chose the same wedding rings independently of each other

Butler'd (synced) by Metal Munkey September 6, 2022

Next of skin 

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

Next of skin by Metal Munkey April 2, 2022

Skinlaw 

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife's sister

My Wife and I are at the Skinlaw's for dinner

Skinlaw by Metal Munkey February 14, 2022

Mrs Rhodie

A wife who knows her husband is a sexy fucker

Mrs Rhodie is living the fairy tale and the porn parody

Mrs Rhodie by Metal Munkey January 6, 2022