Definitions by Mert
Salthammer
Salthammer by MERT July 4, 2012
Bruno
When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.
Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.
Cunt like a Hippo yawning
A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.
Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.
Cunt like a Hippo yawning by MERT July 4, 2012
jynx
<jynx_> lol