sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster July 27, 2015

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Roid Gut

The nasty pot belly that many steroid users get.

Topher, the Gym Rat bastard: "Hey Brah! My biceps are looking swoll AF!"
Me: "Lay off the juice and lose the roid gut. You look like a pregnant gorilla."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015