Mercunium's definitions

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

bumrape

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

scrotrot

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot

Jim's got scrotrot again

by Mercunium August 13, 2003