gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew
Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.
by Mercunium September 05, 2003
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ogledemoo

by Mercunium August 13, 2003
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bumrape

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.
I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.
by Mercunium September 05, 2003
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man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.
by mercunium November 11, 2003
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