Mercunium's definitions

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

bumrape

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003