Mercunium's definitions

pisspot

The toilet. See pisser

Where's the pisspot?

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

by mercunium September 20, 2003

nobrot

A slang term for a sexually transmitted infection.

Jim got nobrot of Julie

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003