scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 04, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

hotrod

A dildo

Lisa's been stabbing herself with her hotrod all evening.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003