Definitions by Mercunium

man custard 

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

man custard by mercunium November 11, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

San Marino by mercunium November 11, 2003

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

bum nuggets by mercunium September 20, 2003

bumrape 

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

bumrape by Mercunium September 4, 2003

violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

violated by Mercunium September 4, 2003

pisspot 

The toilet. See pisser

Where's the pisspot?

pisspot by Mercunium September 4, 2003

gayrage 

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

gayrage by Mercunium September 4, 2003