violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 25, 2003

set

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003