Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

fugging

Those fugging bastards are outside again.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

A typical taxi driver in Birmingham, UK. All the fuckers look like Taliban cunts, hence the contraction of Taxi-Taliban to Taxiban (thanks Lisa)

I got wankered up Broad Street on Thursday and ended up getting bumraped by a Taxiban on the way home.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 04, 2003

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money.

I got completely wankered the other night, got a cab home and the bastard driver bumraped me of £15.

by Mercunium September 04, 2003

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003