Definitions by Mercunium

Pike 

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

Pike by Mercunium September 4, 2003

sloblock 

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

sloblock by Mercunium September 4, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

FWC by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Frigging 

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

Frigging by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Fish Fingers 

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

Fish Fingers by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Taxiban

A typical taxi driver in Birmingham, UK. All the fuckers look like Taliban cunts, hence the contraction of Taxi-Taliban to Taxiban (thanks Lisa)

I got wankered up Broad Street on Thursday and ended up getting bumraped by a Taxiban on the way home.

Taxiban by Mercunium August 16, 2003

set 

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

set by Mercunium August 13, 2003