32 definitions by Mercunium

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 5, 2003

Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by Mercunium November 21, 2003

violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

by Mercunium September 5, 2003

hotrod

A dildo

Lisa's been stabbing herself with her hotrod all evening.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 5, 2003