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Definitions by Mephisto

special beam cannon

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
a fictional disease similair but faster acting than ebola. it first appeared in the movie Outbreak. It later was in Clerks:the animated series
DANTE: Isn't there a cure for Motaba?
ARMY MAN: Yes, burning you alive, actually.
motaba by mephisto May 28, 2003

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.
man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.
El Mopadora by mephisto May 28, 2003
Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.
Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.
shinglero by mephisto May 28, 2003

steal treasure

(verb) the act of destroying an individual and swiping what was formerly their valuables
look at that H-mo. let's kill him and steal his treasure
steal treasure by mephisto May 28, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.
$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.
mail order bride by mephisto May 28, 2003
It's SLinky!
slinky by mephisto May 28, 2003