Mephisto's definitions

akali

an imaginary thing

Jerk: I own a fast Jap car.
Guy: yeah, and i own an akali.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

Mephisto

teh Best dude in all of IRC and CS

R4ND0MDUD3: Mephisto j00 r teh man
Mephiso: no shit

by Mephisto June 2, 2004

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

lion tamer

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

motaba

a fictional disease similair but faster acting than ebola. it first appeared in the movie Outbreak. It later was in Clerks:the animated series

DANTE: Isn't there a cure for Motaba?
ARMY MAN: Yes, burning you alive, actually.

by mephisto May 28, 2003