Mephisto's definitions

steal treasure

(verb) the act of destroying an individual and swiping what was formerly their valuables

look at that H-mo. let's kill him and steal his treasure

by mephisto May 28, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Corleone

elite mafia family. Central to the plot of one of the greatest movies and books of all time, The Godfather

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

by mephisto May 28, 2003

flood

lots of water where it shouldn't be

The toilet overflowed. There is a flood in the bathroom.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

mephisto

me, the lord of pain.

Jerk: Ouch, that hurt.
Friend: You can thank Mephisto for that.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

akali

an imaginary thing

Jerk: I own a fast Jap car.
Guy: yeah, and i own an akali.

by mephisto May 30, 2003