Mephisto's definitions

lion tamer

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

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Universal symbol among the discordians. All hail Eris! all hail dicordia

also check out the apple/pentagon symbol. The sound of one hand clapping, and five tons of flax -><-

by mephisto June 22, 2006

flood

lots of water where it shouldn't be

The toilet overflowed. There is a flood in the bathroom.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pebble

a choclatey or fruity krispie

Barney, gimme back my Pebbles!

by mephisto June 2, 2003

smith, kevin

new jersey born Indie film maker known for his classics Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and most recently, Jay and Silent BOb Strike Back. Also made a cartoon based on clerks.(Note on clerks: made for less than $30,000 dollars) Check out ViewAskew.com for more details.

see quik stop too

by mephisto June 3, 2003