Mephisto's definitions

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pebble

a choclatey or fruity krispie

Barney, gimme back my Pebbles!

by mephisto June 2, 2003

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

-><-

Universal symbol among the discordians. All hail Eris! all hail dicordia

also check out the apple/pentagon symbol. The sound of one hand clapping, and five tons of flax -><-

by mephisto June 22, 2006

han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003