Mephisto's definitions

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

quast

quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"

Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

Oh Shit Son

Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.

To piss him off, proceed to www.friendsofmaddox.com

Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!

by Mephisto December 6, 2004

-><-

Universal symbol among the discordians. All hail Eris! all hail dicordia

also check out the apple/pentagon symbol. The sound of one hand clapping, and five tons of flax -><-

by mephisto June 22, 2006

flood

lots of water where it shouldn't be

The toilet overflowed. There is a flood in the bathroom.

by mephisto May 30, 2003