Mensa Madness's definitions

esspreshitto

Really bad esspresso! No foam and watered down!

Do you actually expect me to drink that watered down excuse of a coffee? It's pure esspreshitto!

by Mensa Madness September 24, 2017

Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction

I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked

by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016

Meowslim

A Muslim cat

My cat Da Vinci is Meowslim and observes Ramadan. He wakes me up for snacks at Iftar by jumping on my head.

by Mensa Madness March 9, 2025

espresshitto

A bad espresso!

'This is not an espresso', stormed Osa. 'It's hot brown water. It's an espresshitto.'

by Mensa Madness April 19, 2018

Wifepedia

The wife knows best ! Married men usually need to check with the wife on all facts from children birthdays to their own preferences!

We were out at dinner and before I could state my preference for a rare steak the Wifepedia ordered the Chicken Cesar Salad as apparently it's 'his favourite'!

by Mensa Madness December 27, 2019

Thick It

when you provide too much information; adding information that is more likely to cause harm than good

I can't believe George told his wife that his ex-girlfriend was going to be at the work retreat this weekend! His wife already suspects she's not an ex- and I warned him - don't thick it!

by Mensa Madness October 11, 2019

Paddystinian

The great nation of Ireland have been named as Paddystinians - those that support Palestinians

My best friend Paddy is a Paddystinian and is taking me out for a wee dabke jig

by Mensa Madness December 20, 2024