Mensa Madness's definitions

Meowslim

A Muslim cat

My cat Da Vinci is Meowslim and observes Ramadan. He wakes me up for snacks at Iftar by jumping on my head.

by Mensa Madness March 9, 2025

Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction

I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked

by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016

esspreshitto

Really bad esspresso! No foam and watered down!

Do you actually expect me to drink that watered down excuse of a coffee? It's pure esspreshitto!

by Mensa Madness September 24, 2017

Wifepedia

The wife knows best ! Married men usually need to check with the wife on all facts from children birthdays to their own preferences!

We were out at dinner and before I could state my preference for a rare steak the Wifepedia ordered the Chicken Cesar Salad as apparently it's 'his favourite'!

by Mensa Madness December 27, 2019

Dupfuckusion

When you are going through a mixture of confusion, anger, depression and generally feeling fucked up and fucked over

After breaking up with Danny, Fiona went through some proper dupfuckusion about what she wanted from any future relationship.

by Mensa Madness September 3, 2017

espresshitto

A bad espresso!

'This is not an espresso', stormed Osa. 'It's hot brown water. It's an espresshitto.'

by Mensa Madness April 19, 2018

Paddystinian

The great nation of Ireland have been named as Paddystinians - those that support Palestinians

My best friend Paddy is a Paddystinian and is taking me out for a wee dabke jig

by Mensa Madness December 20, 2024