Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!
Ashton: "I want three busty babes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"
The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.
Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."
A subspecies of the common pedo. Mildly autistic, often can be found wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora. Despite this measly appearance, Eugene has a wide array of weaponry at his disposal, often found in the infamous "Eugene Backpack." If Eugene walks in the room and looks at you, it's best to hold your breath, hope, and watch for his hand to move towards his coat or his backpack. In a situation in which he does begin doing the actions mentioned previously, it is necessary to alert the government so a "
Code Eugene" can be issued.
Ashton: "Oh hey look, here comes Eugene! EUGEEEEEEEEEEENE!"
Matt: "...probably shouldn't have done that..."
Eugene: "ALLAH ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist
Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."
When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.
"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"
