Definitions by Melo2967
Grenade
Ight this is a mean one, but this version of the word “grenade” is coined by the infamous tv show the jersey shore
It’s when a woman or a man is the ugliest out of the group of friends their apart of and yall are trying to link/ hook up after the bar or meet up but someone has to also hook up or keep the ugly person occupied so everyone else can crack who their actually attracted to, aka (taking one for the team)
Sidenote: not all but the same people who use this term get real tender when they are the grenade
It’s when a woman or a man is the ugliest out of the group of friends their apart of and yall are trying to link/ hook up after the bar or meet up but someone has to also hook up or keep the ugly person occupied so everyone else can crack who their actually attracted to, aka (taking one for the team)
Sidenote: not all but the same people who use this term get real tender when they are the grenade
Jason: bro there is some FINE shit over there but you see that girl over there
Lacy: oh no don’t tell me
Jason: bro plz jump on the grenade if you don’t we all ain’t cracking shit tonight
Lacy: Igh but you owe me big time
Lacy: oh no don’t tell me
Jason: bro plz jump on the grenade if you don’t we all ain’t cracking shit tonight
Lacy: Igh but you owe me big time
Cautionary tales
A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues
Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
Cautionary tales by Melo2967 January 14, 2025
BPM
BPM means a lot of things but in this case I means Bad pussy management, basically when she letting everybody hit like it’s a free sample
KC: yo Mike what you think of Kayla she is sooo fine
Mike: Yeah she would be even finer if she didn’t have BPM
KC:oh she’s one of those
Mike: yeah if I was you stay away from her unless you want to be pissing acid
Mike: Yeah she would be even finer if she didn’t have BPM
KC:oh she’s one of those
Mike: yeah if I was you stay away from her unless you want to be pissing acid
Pumpfaking
Pumpfaking is used in many situations but it’s mainly used in the sense of when someone say their going to do something but don’t follow through on it or act like they never said it and don’t do it.
Cary: boy I would fuck the shit outta you
Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do
Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3
Mike: actions speak louder than wards
Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do
Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3
Mike: actions speak louder than wards
Pumpfaking by Melo2967 November 26, 2023
Eater
Max: Hey tony you know that girl Kim, I’m thinking about asking her out
Tony: Bro DON’T she’s an eater she literally fucks anybody
Max: How you know that?
Tony: no Reason
Tony: Bro DON’T she’s an eater she literally fucks anybody
Max: How you know that?
Tony: no Reason
NTR
NTR is a hentai sub-genre, where a female character gets taken away by another character by cheating or romance, it’s gives the watcher two feelings, sexual satisfaction or jealously, but most likely jealously
Me: what’s up Chris what are you watching
Chris: I’m watching this thing called NTR
Me: what is it about
Chris: it’s about this unfaithful tramp who backstabs her boyfriend for a douchbag, I’m kinda pissed because I feel bad for the guy
Me:bro there just animated characters it’s not that deep
Chris: SHUT UP BITCH
Chris: I’m watching this thing called NTR
Me: what is it about
Chris: it’s about this unfaithful tramp who backstabs her boyfriend for a douchbag, I’m kinda pissed because I feel bad for the guy
Me:bro there just animated characters it’s not that deep
Chris: SHUT UP BITCH