hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Tigran

A hybrid between a humanoid and a cat.

Jim: Hey, Joe, I hear some Tigrans are in town. Wanna check 'em out?

Joe: Sure, I could use a little pussy.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

Cockasaurus

The hot and big cock of a Pokamoke Indian.

I wish I could suck his cockasaurus day and night.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004