Mel's definitions

noyz

the word "nice" but accented the "o" too much and turned the "ce" into a "z" sound.

man her new car is noyz!

by mel March 12, 2005

CO Mel

The Evil Writer/Gamefaqs Board Member who has nothing better to do than cause trouble etc.

CO Mel!? Run for your FRICKING LIVES! He'll cameo you to death!

by Mel March 30, 2004

related

* stripy clothing, or just anything that's stripy
* things that are missing limbs, a head, or are broken

Used more as an insult/exclamation, then a description

"hahaha look at that guy's related top"
"hey, this doll is related"

by Mel November 27, 2004

Black Pearl

sign for freedom,captain jack sparrow's ship,famous pirate ship,nearly uncatchable,cursed,black sails,fasterst ship on the high seas

It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.

by mel November 4, 2003

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

by Mel August 27, 2004

ponch

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section

I can see her ponch through her pants!

by mel September 15, 2003