Definitions by Meh99

Napoleon Blownapart 

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

Napoleon Blownapart by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Smooth as fuck! 

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.

Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*

Smooth as fuck! by Meh99 February 6, 2015